End Homelessness

Obama Appoints Paris Hilton to Lead Homeless Strategy

Published July 01, 2009 @ 09:24PM PT

Mr. Change had a brainwave inspired after watching a Simple Life marathon. President Obama has decided to appoint Paris Hilton to lead the Homeless Strategy.  The scoop is Sasha and Malia melted the big guy's heart and got in his ear about the issue of homelessness.

The Hilton family has committed to build three new five star resorts, one in New York, the second in New Orleans, and the flagship in New Hampshire. 

President Obama will close homeless shelters on a concurrent basis. For example, as 100 Hilton standard rooms become available to the program 100 shelter beds will be de-funded and services closed.

To fund the program, the old shelters will be gentrified, replacing the rundown buildings with upscale residences.

Homeless shelters are getting a makeover and it's out with the caseworkers, curfews, and rules... and in with room service, massages, spa treatments, concierge service, and staff to clean rooms and turn down beds.

"The aim will be the same as all the charities say their aims are, but we will actually do it," said Ms. Hilton. "You know, treating people with dignity and respect and caring for them in their time of need... with our Hilton five star standard of hospitality."

Ms. Hilton went on to say "If a member of my family was homeless, like my sister Nicky for example, I would want her pampered and cared for and treated like the beautiful Princess she is."

"President Obama asked me what would I do if I was in charge of the nation's homeless strategy..."

End of the joke. Of course this isn't real.

Got a better plan than the fake Paris Hilton plan? What would you do if you were in charge of homeless policy?

Nicole Ritchie as a caseworker?

Really, what would you want changed?

Does this satire pick up on a point you want to make and highlight as a real issue?

Post a reply below with your insights and suggestions for change.

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  1. Veronika Thananan

    How about developers giving 1 US$ for each square meter or square foot of new property to be developed for creating homes to be built in the area devastated by Katrina and 1 US$ from each US$ 100 collected in room payments (that is only 1% !) towards renovating housing left by the departure of troops after closing bases in the US for opening new neighborhoods and communities for the homeless instead of opening new trailer parks???

    Posted by Veronika Thananan on 07/01/2009 @ 11:50PM PT

  2. Mary Ann Thompson

    There is an old African saying that it takes a village to raise a child. In our society there is no village. We bulldoze affordable housing to make the community more pleasing adding to the homeless population. What about these developers pay for these people to get housing. People are not trash but in the wealthiest country in the world, my personal experience unless you have mastercard and good credit you are trash. Greed is why we are in the crisis we are. Lets look at prevention of more homelessness. People want a hand up and if you havent experienced homeleesness rent the movie The Pursuit of Happyness and get in touch with how hard it is to get out of that situation!!!

    Posted by Mary Ann Thompson on 07/02/2009 @ 07:47AM PT

  3. Keith Bender

    1998 "ONE STOPS" for services didn't work because its underfunded, so instead you have multiple versions of Case Workers offering the same thing  "AND"  no centralized information. "Where do I apply for Housing First"? ..no answer?...So are we going to continue our inadequate attempts at making progress or will we get serious and respond to the needs our previous reluctance's have fostered? Half measures avail us nothing but the same. By the time we actually attend to certain needs others have been added.Only because we never do what we see is needed. The passing the buck routine by each succession of politicians ends up in truth passing it on to the next generation. The umbrella of affordable housing or workforce housing as it's now being called in some circles is brewing a crisis that will demand attention. Will we get stuck with half measures to appease the voters and dumb us to sleep ? Will some politician stand up and expose the neglect that our actions as a society teaches? Is Human Rights a polite way of saying in the next 100 years?  1948 and 1949  were years of conceptual design of Human Rights. But we will soon not have anyone alive that could speak first person about how and why we came together in those moments for Housing and Human Rights.  Housing First may get added into the choices out there , but without units of housing we are just creating more false hope.  Anytime a politician can alter a definition then we are in trouble. This Website is about the best source of information out there. Lots of positive changes seem to be taking place in congress , 360 localities nationwide have adopted a 10 year plan to End Homelessness. So by 2020? Bush declared an end to Chronic Homelessness in 2002, which means that 2012 is a the date. But Bush isn't here and Obama would need to follow through to see that happen. Parents may benefit by children's rights overlapping the parents. Our HUMAN RIGHTS numbers start in the negative for adults. My Push would be HUMAN RIGHTS MIRRORING and AFFORDABLE FOR ALL HOUSING.   Too much time gets wasted on half measures. Do we even see these actions as half measures? We are standing at a turning point. do you see that?

    SOLUTION BASED ACTIVITY .  Centralised information by region.  Accessible information means outreach. treating the source of this as a spiritual malady within our society . Seeing it as a malady we all share.  Recognizing that the People we refer to are on a spiritual journey too. Whether they choose to acknowledge it that way is up to them, but respecting that process allows us to be of service to them.  They /We want housing that's stable. All the rest is Icing on the cake.

    Can I get Perez's autograph? On my room bill.

    Posted by Keith Bender on 07/02/2009 @ 11:22AM PT

  4. Mary Ann Thompson

    Keith I agree with you. The hardest part of being homeless was trying to find the information, the resources for help. You go to one place where some social worker sent you afterwalking miles in the hot heat of Phoenix Az only to be told no this is not the place. Then they refer you to another and another. Whoa to you if you get an attitude because then they will threaten you with the police if you question why they give you the wrong information. It took me 6 months to qualify to get into a shelter. I thought being homeless through no fault of my own (a car accident driver no insurance no license us evicted from our apt) was the qualification. Human Rights? They seem to go to those with Master Card, Visa, and and a large extended family. In otherwords the almighty dollar. Now when the middleclass is experiencing this do they call it a crisis. It always has been a crisis.

    Posted by Mary Ann Thompson on 07/07/2009 @ 11:47AM PT

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  5. Danetta Amschler

    This is a good point too.  It's flat out absurd how difficult it is just to even get a correct answer to a question or even AN answer to a question, never mind trying to figure out which office of what agency is the right place to contact for a particular service based on which type of client you are...and which type of client really can change the answer (which is also absurd - seems like if the question is housing or medical care or whatever it shouldn't matter if you're male or female, how long you've been homeless, why you're homeless if you are homeless, if children are or aren't involved etc. - but that they let all these things change the answer is why even the workers don't know where to send us sometimes). 

    One stops always were a joke though.  I can remember a one stop birth control clinic that couldn't do the exams needed to prescribe a full supply of birth control but they could give you a month at a time without the exam - so everyone came every month for a month's supply.  Isn't that a waste of both time and money for both the poor needing that sort of help and the one stop providing the help?  After that, I avoided one stops like the plague.  That really proved how useless a place can be.

    Posted by Danetta Amschler on 07/07/2009 @ 01:25PM PT

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  7. Danetta Amschler

    In no particular order:

    1. You can't end homelessness without housing - AFFORDABLE housing.  Right now, we have as others have mentioned through processes like "gentrification" replaced all much of the affordable housing in many cities with flashy new condos and whatnot thanks to local policies favoring developers with no thought whatsoever about the poor who are being chased out or what they're going to do for housing or even about how they're supposed to be able to move as their buildings are bought out or even condemned in the name of stuff like "progress" or "beautification".  And as others have mentioned, this just adds to the pressure on already underfunded housing programs and to the numbers of the homeless.  So a basic starting point needs to be adequate funding of shelters and housing programs - and like yesterday.

    2. We need a safety net of assistance programs with adequate funding, a figuring of the poverty line that recognizes true poverty not the way-below-poverty unrealistic version recognized by the Federal Poverty Line, policies for the programs that are reasonable, easily interpreted (by workers and the public - strangely enough the public and advocates seem to understand current rules better than many workers); and rules that DO NOT discriminate on the basis of things like disability, homelessness or childlessness because these things don't make it "easier" to get work or to go without necessities like TP or dishsoap (and yes, I had a social worker at a welfare office once tell me flat out that adults didn't need things like TP or dishsoap and that this was why adults don't get any cash aid).

    3. Our nation needs to quit picking and choosing which human rights we'll recognize and which ones we won't.  It's quite hypocritical that we're quick to recognize political rights in far off nations but not the rights of our own poor to basic survival.

    4. The poor, any of them - including the homeless - have a right to be treated with dignity.  I've left homeless shelters to return to situations I knew were dangerous because they were cleaner AND SAFER than the shelter. This should NEVER happen, but some shelters think their job is done if they simply open their door to a filthy area with filthy blankets and do absolutely nothing to ensure even the most basic level of safety even amongst the residents (at one place, once people started waking up there were 3 fights by 6am).  I'm not saying that a homeless shelter should, necessarily look or feel like a luxury resort, but it should AT LEAST be clean and safe with adequate food and beverages that you don't have to buy and with access to basic services without having to wait for a week day.

    Posted by Danetta Amschler on 07/07/2009 @ 11:00AM PT

  8. Mary Ann Thompson

    Danetta, I agree with you wholeheartedly. It seems that one the people that walk or have walked in the shoes of poverty, homelessness, understand what needs to be done whereas the policticans sitting on their gold plated toilets dictate as to what constitutes poverty. Having walked in those shoes, I understand very well the rudeness of the people who are their to "help" you, such as in your case TP and dishsoap. While my daughters were in a shelter we saw families thrown out in the rain because they broke a broom which was old in the first place while cleaning the grounds. I was forced to pick up cigarette butts of the staff members especially the social workers who threw them down on the ground when there was a container. When I asked why I had to pick them up I was told that if I refused the police would be called and we would be evicted. While at work our stuff was stolen NOT by other homeless members but by staff. I always wonder how these helping professionals live with themselves. I really enjoy reading your comments and wish you the best.

    Posted by Mary Ann Thompson on 07/07/2009 @ 11:34AM PT

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  9. Danetta Amschler

    When that social worker said that to me, it was all I could do to quietly pick my jaw up off the floor and keep myself from giving her a well deserved piece of my mind.  Seriously, if she's going to be THAT rude to the public, what on earth is she doing in a position working WITH the public and particularly with a section of the public desperate for help and being driven slowly mad as they're chased from one spot to the next and given half answers or no answers and little or no real help?  If she needs someone or something to kick around, what about playing soccer or buying a punching bag or finding some more reasonable (not to mention APPROPRIATE) way of working off her frustrations. 

    I've been told similar but not so open or tacky repeatedly and it always comes down to if you don't have children directly in your legal and physical custody as dependents, it's supposed to somehow magically make it easy to survive without honest necessities (like the dish soap and TP) and at least easier to get necessities like housing and employment - never mind what impediments there might be in your life like a serious and permanent disability.

    Posted by Danetta Amschler on 07/07/2009 @ 02:59PM PT

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  11. jan Lightfootlane

    This is good news to arm myself with when I visit the conference in  KY.  They really need a star to come up with a hair-brained strategy.

    Fight the cause not the result according to those I help, homeless is caused by poverty. Few people call the Maine/National hot line saying their Bi-polar has acted up and they must find a new apartment due to their mental illness.

    And when an active substance user does, call I suggest getting off the pills or alcohol first. Then locating an apt. But the main difficulty is lack of money. If the are working they are lucky to get $7 dollar an hour, when the cost of living is $17.60 an hour.

    If they are on SSI and in one of the 16 states who pays less then the cost of an apt. Their Basic trouble is not the disease its not being paid enough

    I will use this hair brain idea at the KY conference. There is a conference billed as taking up where MLK.Jr left off at Spalding  uni, in Louisville KY on July 16th-19th. God willing, I and my partner will take off and land safety tomorrow. 

    Posted by jan Lightfootlane on 07/13/2009 @ 06:26AM PT

  12. Dominic Mapstone

    This was my first blog post as a guest here. Thank you for the replies and as I had hoped - the best content is in the replies.

    I hoped to agitate, provoke, inspire and learn. My future blog posts will likely be in the same tradition.

    If there is a topic or issue you want me to blog about related to homelessness let me know so I can get it covered.

    Posted by Dominic Mapstone on 07/13/2009 @ 07:18AM PT

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Dominic Mapstone is a Social Worker who has worked with homeless people since 1994. He is Director of Rebeccas Community, an Australian non-profit, and admin at the International Homeless Forum. He is biased entirely in favor of the street homeless perspective. He enjoys long walks on the beach so long as there is fishing involved.

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